“I know girls who spill I’m sorry’s from their mouths like they pump blood
"I’m Sorry" by Claire Luisa (via tanghuijuan)
to their veins.
Sometimes, I am one.
I know girls who apologize for asking
to go to the bathroom in class,
who apologize for everything
because they feel like they are taking
up more than their fair share of space
on this planet.
Everything starts with an I’m sorry
and ends with one too,
constant bookends that we don’t
even notice anymore.
We delete her apology the way we
delete likes and ums from speech.
I know girls with ten times more apologies
and I wonder how often they hear
You’re more than okay.”
5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser
i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster
The ultimate dad joke compilation
parks and rec: a summary
- everyone: andy no
- april: andy yes
Seiji Ozawa caught being adorable, again…
what do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question
Beethoven joins te skeleton war
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
what if pop artists started naming their works like classical music omg
“Minaj: Symphonic Poem in D-flat Major, Op. 32 - I. Allegro: “Stupid Hoe”“
my butt :)
if you don’t respect platonic love as equal to romantic love a million turtles will break into your house tonight and steal all your electronics
Badass women from history
- Leather clad English rocker girl
- Women boxing on a roof in LA (1933)
- Ellen O’Neal, the greatest woman freestyle skateboarder in the 1970s
- Elspeth Beard, first Englishwoman to circumnavigate the world by motorcycle
When a dissonant chord resolves
The twentieth anniversary edition of the Princess Bride has one of the nicest ambigrams I’ve seen